what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
What kind of fucking computer errors are you getting?
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reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time
the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect
no. watch it. this is the best.
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I think the hardest thing about finding a new doctor is finding a british actor who hasn’t already been on doctor who.
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the problem with me is that I either care way too much or not at all
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I want to be in a relationship but then again I dont.
I want…
- to have someone be there for me when i need them.
- someone i can call mine and no one else’s
- someone to love and accept me.
- to have someone to do cute things with.
- the cute nicknames and neck kisses.
I don’t want…
- someone to have so much affect on my mood
- I don’t want to get hurt
- being disappointed in the end.
- someone to depend on
- saying goodbyes
- the fact that it might end and never be the same between you two.
(Source: ryaakira, via galeleo)
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible.
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Can’t decide…
Murder…
Or hug….
I’m gonna go with MURD—no, wait, hug. I’m going with hug.
(Source: jeffrey-lebowski, via thevoicecalledcheesecake)